baby face money

An absolutely absurd amount of money such that a person doesn’t care about financial issues anymore

The cops all do things a little bit dirty, but they stay on my team. I’ve got that baby face money!

by DJ Kea February 25, 2023

Baby-face Swine

Someone with a truly lovable face, yet they make you just want to stab them in the pancreas

Moss is nothing but a fat baby-face swine, but we all love him, or do we?

by Andy-rew May 5, 2009

Baby Face Assassin

A nickname for NBA player Stephen Curry

Person 1-“Did you see the baby face assassin get 40 points?”
Person 2-“Yeah, it was awesome!”

by MambaMentality24 June 5, 2022

Baby Face Paralyzer

When you are in the act of having sexual intercourse with a girl she goes limp and passes out like she is paralyzed

I was talking to a girl and she said that she didn't wake up until morning after Nick pulled the Baby Face Paralyzer on her last night

by Billy McSavage November 25, 2009

baby face with the parted hair

Term of endearment used by the sea of admirers for a very handsome narcissistic paramedic. He has great skill in his craft, but this is overshadowed by his knee weakening good looks. Not to mention that amazing hair

Baby face with the parted hair starts all the ivs in the ER

by Bordem queen April 28, 2016

Resting Baby Face

When a baby always has a mean face or angry look.

Wow ur baby has resting baby face

by Chrissy Sweet May 19, 2022

Baby Face G

A person who can’t grow an itch of facial hair

That nigga gordon gotta Baby Face G

by smurrk October 12, 2020