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(fife-oh) n. A woman who is attractive from afar but once seen up close is quite the opposite. (F)ifty-(Y)ard (F)ake (O)ut.

Etymology: A football move from 50 yards away which causes a player on the opposing team to commit toward the wrong side of the field.
It was a good thing my bus sloshed mud onto that fyfo because I was considering making contact with her.
fyfo by Madmardigan June 25, 2004
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Fyfo is an acroynm for Fuck ya face off. Commonly used in utter disapproval, hate rage, or just to be a dick. Replaces the old saying, "Wipe that smirk off your face."
Dude1: You think that's funny? Wipe that smirk off your face!!!

Guy2: Fyfo fuck ya face off first.
FYFO by Nate Blaze July 1, 2011
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fe fy fo-fugly 

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Dude, your WNBA girl friend is fe fy fo-fugly
fe fy fo-fugly by big-c June 11, 2006

fi fy fo fum 

Fi fy fo fum I love to swallow cum
fi fy fo fum by Imthehamman August 5, 2023
slip of the tongue perhaps,
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A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
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Serial Monogamist 

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Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
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Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
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A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
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