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fanny fart 

the most amazin sound we have the pleasure of creating following shagging, especially doggy style. the greatest thing is you can learn to do them solo when standing in your head. far from being an insult, fanny farts are our fanny's way of sayin thanks for a great shag, it shows they have a world of their own and they jus want to be appreciated!! WE LOVE FANNY FARTS!!!!!!
"OH my god the sound of your fanny fart has just made me come i love fanny farts!!!"
fanny fart by cheryl and hannah February 16, 2004

fanny fart 

Expulsion of air made by the vagina/labia when the pelvic floor muscles relax.
Sue was talking to her mother about Keith, and her pussy gave an innocent fanny fart.

The downside of a actively dilating vagina...fanny fart or farts.
fanny fart by Townsman September 27, 2014

fanny fart 

involuntary expulsion of air from the front passage in females. Can occur during intercourse or inverted yoga postures
While doing the plough she accidentally did a fanny fart
fanny fart by drw March 21, 2003

fanny fart 

The gas that emerges is simply trapped air, for there is no gas production in the genitalia of a woman. The air can enter because the system is open to the outside. This highly specialized kind of fart is sometimes called a queef
fanny fart by jim bob February 19, 2003

fanny fart 

comes from the vagina.. is the longest wateriest fart you'll ever hear.Only differance is a fanny fart isn't gas its trapped air and it sounds 10 times worse than a normal fart
the most embarrasing thing you can do in sex.......tip No. 1. keep the music blasting and he won't hear you fanny blasting.
fanny fart by lisa November 8, 2003
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