jayquan: yo nice kicks shawn: thanx
jayquan: watch out for that pile of nasty shit!!......
shawn: what? aw, god damn motherfucking shitty fucking shit fuckers! i just bought these!!
Shitty fucking is like titty fucking, but before you proceed to push the tits together and titty fuck them, you shit in the cleavage. Once you are done you make your partner lickthe shit off you dick.
Titties that are right for shitty fucking are called shitties.
"Dude Eric how was Becky in bed."
"Awesome, her shitties were perfect. I shitty fucked her all night long. Shitty fucking is the best feeling in the world. I still have some shit left over on my dick though. She doesn't have a very big tongue. It was suprising too because my dick is only two inches long when erect."
"Nice"
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.