The Fistgate Scandal happened in
Massachusetts where a bunch of students received graphic instructions on having various forms of
gay sex. Students were taught how to fist each other the "correct"
way, how to practice tribadism, etc. Rather than prevent such happenings in the future, the schools involved simply banned taping the events to prevent oversight and accountability.
Friend 1: "Did you hear about the Fistgate Scandal?"
Friend
2: "I
think. Wasn't Fistgate when all those students got taught how to fist
fuck each other by some gay group which took over a school?"