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FPOOCON is a scale of a bowel movements. It is based off the USAF's FPCON levels with the Bristol Stool Scale thrown in as well. There are Normal, Alpha, Bravo, Charlie, and Delta.
SSgt - Hey there bud how was your BM?

Airman - Full blown FPOOCON Delta sir.

SSgt - Roger that. Now go wipe.
by Ghatii June 29, 2016
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