Definitions by Ghatii

FPOOCON 

FPOOCON is a scale of a bowel movements. It is based off the USAF's FPCON levels with the Bristol Stool Scale thrown in as well. There are Normal, Alpha, Bravo, Charlie, and Delta.

SSgt - Hey there bud how was your BM?

Airman - Full blown FPOOCON Delta sir.

SSgt - Roger that. Now go wipe.

FPOOCON by Ghatii June 29, 2016