1 definition by Ghatii
FPOOCON is a scale of a bowel movements. It is based off the USAF's FPCON levels with the Bristol Stool Scale thrown in as well. There are Normal, Alpha, Bravo, Charlie, and Delta.
SSgt - Hey there bud how was your BM?
Airman - Full blown FPOOCON Delta sir.
SSgt - Roger that. Now go wipe.
Airman - Full blown FPOOCON Delta sir.
SSgt - Roger that. Now go wipe.
by Ghatii April 1, 2016