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He tells me he was checking something and accidentily released one of the handles that control the flow of drilling fluid it smacked him on the knee. He says to me "here, check it out" and before I had time to say anything dude had his pants around his ankles and I'm starring at this little bruise on his knee cap.

Who the fuck just drops their pants in front of total strangers?

First reply in thread:

someone that doesnt see the naked boy as a sex toy.

Third Post:

FPNI

FPNI by sir gunsalot February 23, 2011

FPNJs

Fake Peeps No Jokes -- they are professional fakers

I don't need FPNJs in my life, ruling my life with lies.

FPNJs by Anonymous@AJ September 24, 2018

FPNA

Fake people not allowed

Yeah she can’t come FPNA

FPNA by minecraftdick May 17, 2020

fpnj

fpnj is an abbreviation for the town florham park, new jersey. people from fpnj, and sometimes not from fpnj, refer to fpnj as this. if you disagree, then you are most likely a liberal yankee prick. and if you don't pop you collar, please, go live in Ohio or Oklahoma, where you belong.

Person 1: hey, dude, where are you from?
Person 2: fpnj!
Person 1: awesome, man! fpnj rocks!

fpnj by rick james December 10, 2004

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026