foclao 

Foclao is an acronym standing for "falling off chair, laughing ass off."

It is a combination of two popular acronym rofl; "roll on floor laughing" and lmao; "laugh my ass off."

Although 98.5% of the time you don't actually proceed to execute the task, it gives you another futile word to add to your pitiful vocabulary.

GOD BLESS AMERICA!!!... foclao.

(1) "hey sup."

"not much muh nigga."

"FOCLAO! you said nigga!" (Big G)

(2) "DUDE! i think i shit my pants!!"

"wow... foclao xD

foclao by Hoomi May 4, 2009

FOCLOL 

Fell Off Couch Laughing Out Loud

That was ai hilarious...i FOCLOL

FOCLOL by demonoid666 March 30, 2009

FOCLMAO 

Falling Off Chair Laughing My Ass Off

See focroflolmfao

FOCLMAO by grapes July 2, 2004

foclrotflmao

foclrotflmao is a term used when you have fallen off of a chair because you were laughing so hard, but didn't stop laughing, therefore you are rolling on the floor laughing your ass off.

foclrotflmao= fall off chair laughing rolling on the floor laughing my ass off.

You're sitting at home watchin Dane Cook, when you fall off of your chair and continue laughing. therefore, you foclrotflmao.

foclrotflmao by Dr. Comedian March 21, 2010

Foclose 

1. To get a joke by killing a joke; knowing the answer to a joke and killing the joke thereby.
2. Taking of another's home by someone of more intelligence, by and through exploitation of the lessors'.
3. fo-close –verb (used with object)

1. Pick up line -if this were a meat factory, you’d be prime rib.
Example: If this were a meat factory...(interruption), I'd go for some prime rib!? Oh that dude foclosed that joke.

2. Yo Stringer, dat Avon's crib o'er der? Nah B, you see, that's my crib. I'm about to fo-close up on that ass, ya feel me?

Foclose by DDockings April 8, 2010

FOCLOL 

Fucking Outta Control Laughing Out Loud

-Dude is laughing his ass off-

Dude 1: what's that guy doing?
Dude 2: He's FOCLOL-ing.

FOCLOL by Innocencex3 January 10, 2011

Foclown 

Foclown is someone who acts like a clown yet he's a fool at the same time.

They are very rare, and hard to fine.

Adam: Look at that dude over there, he's running away from the dog with heels.

Dave: he's such a foclown

Foclown by easygoing May 18, 2011