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Foby Tortner 

When a bigger person with no ass wears pants too tight they give him a reverse camel toe. That is forever known as a foby tortner.
Look at the size of that foby tortner!! Its a canyon!
Foby Tortner by GingerRob July 1, 2020
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As one of the world's lesser known, yet great acronyms, this is a one-word abbreviation for the more lengthy instruction, 'Fuck Off Bastard, You're A Cunt'. However, acronyms have been entered into the Oxford-English dictionary dating back as far as William Shakespeare and therefore. it is accepted that as one word, FOBYAC may still be accepted.

See links to fuck, bastard and cunt.
When establishing that one is in the presence of a person who is somewhat, (grossly), disliked, they may be invited to "FOBYAC". In this manner, the word may be used in the clear satisfaction of knowing that as few will understand it's true meaning, no street fight wil ensue. Indeed, walking up to an officer of the law, a copper, police officer, or even an immigration official, (see wanker), one can use the word and be faced merely with a confused look. In this respect, as opposed to better known and wider understood and employed expletives, complete safety for one's person will ensue.
FOBYAC by Drofnas Trebor April 20, 2007
Stands for..Fuck off BOLLOCKS your a cunt
Often heard on the football terraces to the tune of the old music hall favorite "My old man said follow the van". eg "My old man said be a (insert name of despised team) fan, I said fuck off bollocks, your a cunt" There then follows some more to the song, which soon fads out as fewer and fewer people know the words, but goes like this.."we run the(again insert team, this time another one) in half a minute, we took the (name of part of football stadium for 3rd team) end, with the (3rd hated team!!)in it, we run em, we done em..."....in the words of Doyle Lonnegan "Ya folla?"

Fobyac
fobyac by Rob Liss August 30, 2007

church hurt 

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
Word of the Day on May 27, 2026
Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.
I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.
honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005
Word of the Day on May 26, 2026

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026