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FMGDATIBO 

Fuck my god damn ass til I bleed out
I’m feeling kind of blue, Jimmy. Maybe to cheer me up, you could FMGDATIBO if you didn’t mind. Oh my fuuuucking god coach!!!! Mmmm yummy yum yum!!!!
Related Words
FMGDL • fmdl • FMODL • FMGL • fmgal • fmgcl • FMGDATIBO • FMGDFSAL • fmgdmfl • fmgsl
an initalism which stands for "fuck my goddamn motherfucking life." it is used to emphasize terribly suckish situations; a take-off of "fml" (fuck my life)

OTHER FORMS: fygdmfl (fuck YOUR goddamn motherfucking life), fmgdmflh (fuck my goddamn motherfucking life HARD)

created by and made popular by twitter user @johnkennick (twitter.com/johnkennick)
1. Everyone hates me. fmgdmfl.

2. I failed math..again. Looks like I'll be repeating freshman year for the fourth time. fmgdmfl.
fmgdmfl by yeahjk January 21, 2010
fuck my ginger souless life(fmgsl)
fmgsl by fmgsl January 3, 2011
I CANT SLEEP FMDL
fmdl by Mrs. Robins October 21, 2010
Person 1: hey ,dude what happened?
Person 2: nothin', *whispers* fmgl
Fmgl by PhanTrash0 July 22, 2015
a fat, stupid, stubby slut who wears clothes that are too tight for her and bind into her fat rolls.
the fmodl was stalking her x-boyfriend who doesn't like her anymore
FMODL by Anonymous March 28, 2003
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
Basically the same meaning as ate.
x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
Word of the Day on October 19, 2026
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