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The name given on Football Manager when you are managing a big team but fail to beat a much smaller club, often despite having five times as many shots.

In a typical FM'ing, you'll see your strikers through on goal time and time again, only to see them spank it out the ground from a couple of yards out, perhaps aiming for a low-flying aircraft or a fan they thought was being overly-aggressive.

Most of the time the end result will be a 0-0 draw or a 1-0 defeat, sometimes without the opponents even managing a shot on target. If your opponents did manage to score the goal themselves, it will more often than not come from a striker who hasn't scored in about 15 hours of football, who it seems was just saving up for a thunderbolt from 35 yards to win the game in the sixth minute of stoppage time.

The term can be applied to real-life football matches, however it is much less frequent, as top-class strikers don't usually forget how to shoot when approximately 7 inches from the goal.
Gary: I got FM'd last night.

Tim: How?

Gary: A 40-year-old Emile Heskey scored with his arse.
FM'd by Wigglers July 15, 2011
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(verb, past tense)

When playing Football Manager and the game simply decides you must lose.
Liverpool got FM'd by Tottenham, they had the better xG and still drew 1-1
FM'd by EgyptianKingGOATed May 16, 2022

KIIS FM'd 

When a person or station plays a song so much it is no longer enjoyable to listen to.
Wow, that station really KIIS FM'd "You're a good girl", that seems to be the only song they play now!
KIIS FM'd by flimflamthezimzam August 31, 2013
Propensity for maximum density. A chic who is relatively skinny, but has the potential to be fat. Tell tale sign is chubby arms.
Yo that bitch has P.F.M.D.
P.F.M.D by Maisbass May 13, 2006

F.M.D.U.M.F.F.O 

It's short for "FUCK ME DADDY UNTIL MY FACE FALLS OFF" it was created by kuhl_eric in iLLxSiNCEx92 twitch stream chat on the 2nd of April 2019
Artist: I love all my fans
Fangirl of that artist: F.M.D.U.M.F.F.O
Artist: what the fuck
F.M.D.U.M.F.F.O by qt0xy April 2, 2019

i.l.y.s.f.m.b.i.d.k.h.t.t.y.b.i.k.y.d.l.m.b. 

It means I like/love you so fucking/freaking much but I don't know how to tell you because I know you don't like/love me back
i.l.y.s.f.m.b.i.d.k.h.t.t.y.b.i.k.y.d.l.m.b.

I.W.Y.T.F.M.B.Y.D.G.H 

I want you to fuck my booty you dirty gorilla.
OMG!! CHASE! I.W.Y.T.F.M.B.Y.D.G.H ;))
I.W.Y.T.F.M.B.Y.D.G.H by Conquete November 14, 2021
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