flat as a pancake

When a girl has no tits whatsoever and her chest is as flat, or flatter than a pancake. Or having just nipples and no lumps.

Jenny stuffs her bra because she's as flat as a pancake. Even though she doesn't need a bra.

by The Reagonator February 05, 2009

flat pancakes

someone with no tits or ass

shawna, has flat pancakes

by idk you tell me May 19, 2007

flat pancake

a flat pancake is a combination of a flat butt, flat back, flat chest, and flat personality on a human being. Basically the opposite of Nikki Minaj

"whoa, is that Nikki Minaj? Oh, my mistake. it's just a flat pancake."

by Kierstyn Huffine April 07, 2012