FIFA Bandwagoner 

the correct term when someone tries to look cool after watching 1 match of fifa and tries to fit in the he is all of a sudden a voetbal fan and chooses a popular theme to root for

REAL VOETBAL FAN: due im all hyped up for FIFA man Italy is gonna do great again but brazil is really putting up a fight this time

Voetbal Bandwagoner: yeh im not really into soccer that much its too boring

2 WEEKS LAYER

REAL VOETBAL FAN: DUDE ITALY KICKED GERMANY ASS!

VOETBAL BANDWAGONER: YEH MAN GO ITALY I KNEW THEY WOULD WIN ALL ALONG!!! YEH SOCCER IS AWESOME

REAL VOETBAL FAN: I THOUGHT U HATED VOETBAL.....AND ITS NOT SOCCER ITS VOETBAL....I SWEAR YOU ARE SUCH A FIFA BANDWAGONER U CUM STANE!

FIFA Bandwagoner by SH4RPEY3 July 8, 2010

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012