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FHFT - Frat House Fuck Toy

A girl who comes over to the frat house to fuck some of the brothers and she is always welcome over at the house because she is a huge whore and usually does more than one guy at a time.
"Who is that whore?" Said Josh
"Oh just one of the Saturday night FHFT's." Said Kyle
FHFT by KyleK July 7, 2008
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So... You are really this bored huh. Let me tell you a story to rid you of your boredom. One day in early middle school I was bored and chilling with 4 friends. Then magically like 8 more people showed up and we had a big fat clique. We were all friends and all but I was especially close to a girl well named Bonnie. You see me and Bonnie were best friends, besties, if you will. We ran together in PE, we talked together, we even made disgustiong crap with the trashy lunchfood togather, but I was also friends with a gir named (let's say) Miriam. Bonnie HATED Miriam and in fact she made me hate MIriam a little too. Until one day Bonnie just left me, Miriam, and my future best friend,who she thought was weird, all by ourselves during lunch. I now hate her and refuse to even look at her.

THE END
Person 1:👏👏👏 wow what an intersting anecdote

Person 2: I think it could use some work
Person 3: Idc

(YTURYFIJ%ftJgtjh6t^utj65jtT%FHftjfj : what i said when i was bored :))

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026