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Festivities 

Festivities is code for having possession of cocaine that you plan on doing that night.
My neighbor Lori said she has festivities planned for tonight, which by the way means she has cocaine.
Festivities by Siouxsie Supertramp November 9, 2020

after shower festivities 

go shower so we can partake in after shower festivities

feastivities 

Holidays which center around lots of eating as part of the celebration. (Plural of feastivity.)
Thanksgiving and Christmas are the two most-popular feastivities.
feastivities by itfitz March 29, 2009

fistivities 

1. A period of self-pleasure, masturbation, or sexual practice involving ones hand that lasts over the Christmas period. Usually performed by men who hate christmas, and their wives.

2. Shaking your curled fist at a motorist, swearing, and questioning their sexual preference, over the Christmas period. Can also be told to Police Officers.
1. 'After the christmas fistivities, my arm is four times bigger.'

2. 'But Officer, I was just giving him the Christmas Fistivities.'
fistivities by iKaite July 14, 2009

restivities 

The period of time immediately following a hectic holiday season. Once the festivities are over, the restivities can begin.
Sit back, put your feet up, and let the restivities begin!
restivities by writnstuff December 4, 2010

funtivities 

A combination of the words fun and festivities (or activities). This word can be used to describe an event such as a party or get together.
"I'll call you later to get the details on the funtivities at Ivan's tonight"
funtivities by Systemkicks July 17, 2005