FEDEXUAL

Sexually attracted to reliability, tracking numbers, and anything that promises “overnight delivery.” Gets turned on by words like “package,” “handling,” and “out for delivery.”

“They’re not needy—they’re fedexual. Consistency, firm boxes, and a guaranteed arrival time really do it for them.”

by Dani&Rick December 15, 2025

FedExuality

Weather someone is gay or not, as exemplified by their internet shopping habits.

Now you can be happy with your glistening wrestling poster and newfound FedExuality all from the comfort of your home office.

by Droog_86 February 7, 2023