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My farmers are killing me, I might have to get them shoved back in with a knitting needle, vicar.
by Ian Chode April 8, 2003
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Disrespect.

Used to describe Nortenos by Surenos because of the red colors nortes wear.

Also because little white boys claiming XIV look like farm boys when wearing their colors.
Look at them bitch ass farmers ese, let's burn their flag and fuck all their hoes.

Man i dont like them x4 busters, nothin but faggot farmers ese.
by tremctokemoore February 26, 2010
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Farmers

Oh yeah dawg! They're robbing farmers. They're robbing geniuses. They're robbing everybody up in this bitch!
Hym "Everybody EXCEPT for Faggot-Matt. He is a dissident and doesn't believe in property, therefore, cannot be robbed. Women are real Matt! And so are farmers!"
by Hym Iam February 10, 2025
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Farmers league

Term used by football fans to refer to Ligue One, because it's lack of competitiveness and the common practice of recruiting peasants to fill the squads of the many zombie-teams that compound this insignificant league.

Some may tag Bundesliga as another Farmers League because of Bayern's supremacy in Germany. This may be discarded as German teams don't perform nearly as poorly as French teams in UCL, neither German squads recruit farmers
Pionel Pessi fan: Penaldo is finished, now playing in Saudi Arabia away from big leagues like the Uber Eats Ligue 1, the best tournament on earth

Unbiased football fan: Ligue 1 not even among top 20 European Leagues. Saudi Arabian League way more competitive than French Farmers League. In Saudi Arabia there are many teams that contend to win the title, in France there's only one, whose president buys anything with oil, even the rigged and disgraceful World Cup that he gave to the Argentinian goblin
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Farmers League

A term used to as an insult to define an Association Fooball league that lacks depth of quality.
A farmers league can have a couple of good teams in it, but if the rest are that bad that a "farmer" could play in it, then it can be labelled a farmers league.

Plumbers league is a term that infers the same meaning and is used on occasion.

A league that is won by the same side, over and over again is not necessarily a farmers league, as it can still have other strong teams in it.

Ligue 1 is a good example of a farmers league as it only has 1 good side. The rest of the league consists of mediocrity.
Bundesliga and Serie A are not farmers leagues, as both leagues are full of good sides.
Ligue 1 is a dead set Farmers League. With the exception of PSG, it is mud. My uncle , who's a plumber, could get a game for a club like Strasbourg. My aunty, who's a farmers wife, would get a game for Auxerre.
by StuTheDon March 29, 2023
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farmers league

a term used to describe a football league (mostly professional) less competitive and having less talent than other leagues.
man, ligue 1 has got to be a farmers league.
by soepicchill May 23, 2023
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farmers handkerchief

To plug one nostril and blow snot out the other,without the benefit of kleenex or rag, cleanly clearing the nostril of all nose goblins and mucus.
I didn't have a handkerchief but the farmers handkerchief is always available
by rodroddy April 15, 2009
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