FAR Tea

Federal Aviation Regulations that are being read at night as a remedy for insomnia.

When I can't sleep I just have a little bit of FAR tea and I'm out in minutes.

FAR Tea by Mark Shackelford May 7, 2007

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far beyond all tears

when one is so depressed they no longer wish to live

I have entered a land far beyond all tears, and I now wish to die becuase I am fucking fat:as

far beyond all tears by heh March 25, 2003

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I hate u I hate u I tease u Please go away Far away No

A lyric made from butchered English sung by Subin and Serri in the 2012 song Hit U by Dal☆Shabet.

Teenage girl: "I hate u I hate u I tease u Please go away Far away No!!!"

Braindead YT Shorts Toddler: "Damn is 😂🎉"

I hate u I hate u I tease u Please go away Far away No by thetorofangirl November 25, 2025

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farteater

A farteater is a person whose moral character smells but they hide it like an odor eater. They cover up their moral stench.

Stacey thought his shit didn't stink, but that clever fox discovered that Toby is nothing more than a farteater.

farteater by eschatologicalsanguine April 30, 2011

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Farteater

When you trap a fart and then stick the jar in someone's face. Then the fart goes in the person's mouth if it's open and then the person basically eats the fart.

That dude made me eat that fart. I'm a farteater!

Farteater by datboi101lol February 22, 2021

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stove

Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.

'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'

stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004

Word of the Day on August 4, 2026

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Walky-Talky

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber

Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha”

Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021

Word of the Day on August 3, 2026

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