Factional 

A fact that became fiction, due to excess exaggeration. Usually describing stories told by others.

The story John told you about the party was so factional, he didn't get laid at all.

Factional by Martin Martyr March 18, 2009

factional 

Its a mix of friction and facts, so its neither true or false

"remember that time when wilde shot down that scene kid?"
"nah, that was factional"

factional by adamski24 March 31, 2007

FACTIONAL

Word: factional
Part of speech: adjective

Definition: fiction based on real facts or events.

Example: “The story is factional—blending real history with invented narrative.” (ref. Michener)

FACTIONAL by BobUpp April 28, 2026

fucktional

having or serving a sexual purpose; capable of serving the purpose of sex and for which it was designed: fucktional architecture; a chair that is fucktional as well as decorative

The way the kitchen is designed allows the chefs island great fucktionality.

fucktional by Scub snubs November 7, 2013

simping for a fictional character 

same buddy

are you simping for a fictional character? same bud

simping for a fictional character by thegg1ord March 25, 2021

Functional Stoner 

A person who gets stoned with a certain amount of bud but however, he or she is still at their full capacity to do certain tasks without an issue. A functional stoner can go to work or a public place and act completely normal as if they're not stoned.

John: You seen the video where Bob Marley smokes a lot of bud and then get back in the studio?
David: Yea damn how was he able to pull that off?
John: Dude, he is a functional stoner that's why

Functional Stoner by RaphDaGwapMan August 18, 2013

functional idiot

A person who isn't real bright, but is capable, and sometimes very good, at enough things in life to succeed.

Tim is a functional idiot. He may be a little slow, but he's a great mechanic, and is well liked around the shop.

functional idiot by someguy1985 November 7, 2015