ha joe you are a F.L.A. a future loser of america
well jeffy at lest i am not a F.F.A
umm yes you are
no i am not
yes you are
fine your right i am what ever you say
well jeffy at lest i am not a F.F.A
umm yes you are
no i am not
yes you are
fine your right i am what ever you say
by hater of cedrick king January 23, 2010
Get the F.L.A. mug.A ratings system employed by a male and his buddies to accurately assess the aesthetic value of a female counterpart.
The acronym of F.L.A.B.B.S. stands for the five areas of the female specimen that are rated in F.L.A.B.B.S.:
1. Face
2. Legs
3. Ass
4. Boobs
5. Brains
6. Stomach (overall tone of the girl, i.e. chubby would not score well on number 6)
N.B. Number 5, Brains, can be removed from the system if subject is unknown to male doing the rating, and would hence not know her intellectual capacity.
Each of these categories are scored out of 10 to give a total F.L.A.B.B.S. score out of 60.
Result analysis is as follows:
50-60: Amazing, banging, wow, iewufrwoghurigsr
40-50: Hot
30-40: Still probably hit that
20-30: You'd have to be drunk
10-20: A disappointment to males worldwide
0-10: Run the FUCK away!
The acronym of F.L.A.B.B.S. stands for the five areas of the female specimen that are rated in F.L.A.B.B.S.:
1. Face
2. Legs
3. Ass
4. Boobs
5. Brains
6. Stomach (overall tone of the girl, i.e. chubby would not score well on number 6)
N.B. Number 5, Brains, can be removed from the system if subject is unknown to male doing the rating, and would hence not know her intellectual capacity.
Each of these categories are scored out of 10 to give a total F.L.A.B.B.S. score out of 60.
Result analysis is as follows:
50-60: Amazing, banging, wow, iewufrwoghurigsr
40-50: Hot
30-40: Still probably hit that
20-30: You'd have to be drunk
10-20: A disappointment to males worldwide
0-10: Run the FUCK away!
Guy 1: dude, she's smoking!
Guy 2: I know mate, what would her F.L.A.B.B.S. be?
Guy 1: True, umm well face 9
Guy 2: Legs a safe 8
Guy 1: 10 for that fiiiiiiine ass
Guy 2: Chuck in a 9 for those hooters
Guy 1: But dude she's wearing heels to a football game, not the brightest, 5
Guy 2: Yeah true, but she saves it with that body of hers, 9 for stomach
Guy 1: (whips out pocket calculator) thats a 50! She's banging.
Guy 2: I know mate, what would her F.L.A.B.B.S. be?
Guy 1: True, umm well face 9
Guy 2: Legs a safe 8
Guy 1: 10 for that fiiiiiiine ass
Guy 2: Chuck in a 9 for those hooters
Guy 1: But dude she's wearing heels to a football game, not the brightest, 5
Guy 2: Yeah true, but she saves it with that body of hers, 9 for stomach
Guy 1: (whips out pocket calculator) thats a 50! She's banging.
by yeahnah4991 October 13, 2010
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The rubric used to rate women. (Face, Legs, Ass, Rack) Each criteria is rated separately but is added all together in the end.
Each is worth 3pts. for a grand total of 12
Each is worth 3pts. for a grand total of 12
Guy 1. Dude check out her! Shes a 10 on the F.L.A.R. scale.
Guy 2. Ya. Her face and ass is a three but her rack and legs are two.
Guy 2. Ya. Her face and ass is a three but her rack and legs are two.
by @@@###$$$%%% October 7, 2009
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Fast.Loud.And.Wangin'
The oppisite of the word S.L.A.B. That south texas rappers do for fun. S.L.A.B.in'
Slow.Loud.And.Bangin'
Fast.Loud.And.Wangin'
The oppisite of the word S.L.A.B. That south texas rappers do for fun. S.L.A.B.in'
Slow.Loud.And.Bangin'
You better hurry up !!! Because I'm F.L.A.W.in'to get there an get it done...
Were From Arkansas we be Fast, Loud and Wangin' F.L.A.W.in' baby...Not Slow Loud and Bangin'
On the construction site !!!!
Were From Arkansas we be Fast, Loud and Wangin' F.L.A.W.in' baby...Not Slow Loud and Bangin'
On the construction site !!!!
by F.L.A.W. EN July 1, 2016
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Person b: It could be all day, F.L.A.P.S. is takeing his time again!
Person a: Fucking FLAPS!!
Person b: It could be all day, F.L.A.P.S. is takeing his time again!
Person a: Fucking FLAPS!!
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