Pretty much the coolest person ever. He knows everything about everything, with an expertise in public management. He will out-manage your ass in any aspect of life.
Damn, I tried to get into an argument with F-Dogg, but he outsmarted me using managerial principles.
A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.
Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.