F.L.A. 

a F.L.A is a future loser of america

ha joe you are a F.L.A. a future loser of america
well jeffy at lest i am not a F.F.A
umm yes you are

no i am not
yes you are
fine your right i am what ever you say

F.L.A. by hater of cedrick king January 23, 2010

F.L.A.B.B.S.

A ratings system employed by a male and his buddies to accurately assess the aesthetic value of a female counterpart.

The acronym of F.L.A.B.B.S. stands for the five areas of the female specimen that are rated in F.L.A.B.B.S.:

1. Face
2. Legs
3. Ass
4. Boobs
5. Brains
6. Stomach (overall tone of the girl, i.e. chubby would not score well on number 6)

N.B. Number 5, Brains, can be removed from the system if subject is unknown to male doing the rating, and would hence not know her intellectual capacity.

Each of these categories are scored out of 10 to give a total F.L.A.B.B.S. score out of 60.

Result analysis is as follows:

50-60: Amazing, banging, wow, iewufrwoghurigsr
40-50: Hot
30-40: Still probably hit that
20-30: You'd have to be drunk
10-20: A disappointment to males worldwide
0-10: Run the FUCK away!

Guy 1: dude, she's smoking!

Guy 2: I know mate, what would her F.L.A.B.B.S. be?

Guy 1: True, umm well face 9

Guy 2: Legs a safe 8

Guy 1: 10 for that fiiiiiiine ass

Guy 2: Chuck in a 9 for those hooters

Guy 1: But dude she's wearing heels to a football game, not the brightest, 5

Guy 2: Yeah true, but she saves it with that body of hers, 9 for stomach

Guy 1: (whips out pocket calculator) thats a 50! She's banging.

F.L.A.B.B.S. by yeahnah4991 October 13, 2010

F.L.A.R. 

The rubric used to rate women. (Face, Legs, Ass, Rack) Each criteria is rated separately but is added all together in the end.
Each is worth 3pts. for a grand total of 12

Guy 1. Dude check out her! Shes a 10 on the F.L.A.R. scale.
Guy 2. Ya. Her face and ass is a three but her rack and legs are two.

F.L.A.R. by @@@###$$$%%% October 7, 2009

F.L.A.F. 

Funny Lookin' And Fat

Don't be mad at me 'cause your bitch be lookin' F.L.A.F.

F.L.A.F. by The man of the 3rd floor September 12, 2005

F.L.A.B 

F Face L Legs A Ass B Boobs

Check Out That F.L.A.B On Girl That Girl

F.L.A.B by KAILABEAR December 16, 2007

F.L.A.W.in' 

F.L.A.W.in'

Fast.Loud.And.Wangin'
The oppisite of the word S.L.A.B. That south texas rappers do for fun. S.L.A.B.in'
Slow.Loud.And.Bangin'

You better hurry up !!! Because I'm F.L.A.W.in'to get there an get it done...

Were From Arkansas we be Fast, Loud and Wangin' F.L.A.W.in' baby...Not Slow Loud and Bangin'
On the construction site !!!!

F.L.A.W.in' by F.L.A.W. EN July 1, 2016

F.L.A.P.S 

Fat Lard Ass Piece of Shit. Other wise known as a stradley.

Person a: how long does it take that fucker to get us some ammo?

Person b: It could be all day, F.L.A.P.S. is takeing his time again!

Person a: Fucking FLAPS!!

F.L.A.P.S by dirtyrottenscoundrel53 November 9, 2008