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Eastwitched 

Something large gets dropped on someone from out of nowhere.

May be followed by a feeling similar to "oh no..."

Origin:

A combination and shortening of "witch of the east" who got a house dropped on her in "The Wizard of Oz".

The witch of the east didnt know the house was coming, couldn't dodge it, and totally got smashed by it. Leaving only her feet and shoes to not be crushed by the weight.
Used in situations similar to, but not limited to:

At work when a project gets tossed/thrown/dropped on you and you realize "wait, what, oh _______".

"Dude your foot just got eastwitched" (someone dropped something large on his foot while moving)

"I just got eastwitched" -

At work and a huge project or task gets dropped on you and there was no idea that it was coming.

"I think I just got eastwitched..."
Eastwitched by Markusmaru February 9, 2013
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entwitchification

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"Hey bro you tryna go on a chud run with me??"
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A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.
Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??

Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.

Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!

Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!
flophouse by J3553 November 21, 2007
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"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
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