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Eastwitched 

Something large gets dropped on someone from out of nowhere.

May be followed by a feeling similar to "oh no..."

Origin:

A combination and shortening of "witch of the east" who got a house dropped on her in "The Wizard of Oz".

The witch of the east didnt know the house was coming, couldn't dodge it, and totally got smashed by it. Leaving only her feet and shoes to not be crushed by the weight.
Used in situations similar to, but not limited to:

At work when a project gets tossed/thrown/dropped on you and you realize "wait, what, oh _______".

"Dude your foot just got eastwitched" (someone dropped something large on his foot while moving)

"I just got eastwitched" -

At work and a huge project or task gets dropped on you and there was no idea that it was coming.

"I think I just got eastwitched..."
Eastwitched by Markusmaru February 9, 2013

entwitchification

A tendency by youtubers that do gaming content to just edit together a stream vod instead of making dedicated gameplay videos (a play on the word enshittification)
Man this playthrough has so many distracting donation notifications, text to speech, interacting with chat to be enjoyable. Entwitchification at its finest

Utility beer 

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022
Word of the Day on August 10, 2026
Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.
"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"
Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013
Word of the Day on August 9, 2026
A video or picture depicting an unrealistic scenario that is often seen as hopeful but in reality, is unrealistic or otherwise rare in real life.
"0/10 hopeslop"
Hopeslop by rawmilkconsumer69 July 13, 2026
Word of the Day on August 8, 2026

trespooping

The act of leaving poop in a toilet for the next person to see.
Someone needs to stop trespooping and flush that nasty thing down the toilet.
trespooping by TheRealInkweaver November 16, 2017
Word of the Day on August 7, 2026