Eyetoy
Eyetoy by Boris Mafia February 9, 2005
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EyeTry
a virtual mirror where you can try eyeglasses online using your own picture.
the inovation belongs to an online retailer of eyeglasses named EyeBuyDirect.com
the inovation belongs to an online retailer of eyeglasses named EyeBuyDirect.com
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Eyetorectumitis
When you call 911 and don't know what's wrong with you the paramedic says you have eyetorectumitis. The cure is a swift kick in the ass!
Eyetorectumitis by Kadiddlehopper17b November 5, 2009
eyetops
The generic name for the wearable technology worn over the eyes that will rapidly make all other personal computing devices appear on the "reduced to clear" aisle.
It comes from the logical progression: desktops to laptops to eyetops.
Probably will reverse global warming with the carbon footprint reduction - no more big screens burning expensive electricity, just bigger better virtual screens, all to yourself!
It comes from the logical progression: desktops to laptops to eyetops.
Probably will reverse global warming with the carbon footprint reduction - no more big screens burning expensive electricity, just bigger better virtual screens, all to yourself!
"My business has crashed, my friends never call and my wife has left me. What happened?"
"Sir can you please pay for your TV-meal-for-one and 24-pack of strong beer, leave the store and tomorrow morning, get up, have a shave and a shower and consider visiting your local eyetops store and rejoining the rest of humanity."
"Do you think they'll have me?"
"You'll do just fine..."
"Sir can you please pay for your TV-meal-for-one and 24-pack of strong beer, leave the store and tomorrow morning, get up, have a shave and a shower and consider visiting your local eyetops store and rejoining the rest of humanity."
"Do you think they'll have me?"
"You'll do just fine..."
eyetometrist
Slang or redneck for optometrist. A eye doctor that checks a person's eyesight to see if they need corrective lenses.
eyetometrist by ConSyderate August 14, 2024
chud run
A trip to a grocery store, convenience store, or gas station for the sole purpose of buying an excessive amount of junk food and sugary drinks, usually with friends. A chud run often happens late at night and ends with everyone involved hating themselves afterwards.
chud run by chad brandson July 24, 2026
Word of the Day on July 28, 2026
flophouse
Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.
A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.
A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.
Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??
Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.
Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!
Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??
Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.
Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!
Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!