eyeful

Noun. A good long look.

E.g."Get an eyeful of that idiot on the dancefloor."

by melancholical_mech March 31, 2005

eyeful

When one rants online and types up a whole wall of text. There is no exact definition of what an eyeful is despite what the example says below, except that it's a wall of text. (or multiple walls of text.)

The text equivalent of giving one an earful.

Person 1: I dunno how to describe my SO. I've heard from others that there's a good chance that they might be manipulative, possessive, and...
(About 2 to 6 paragraphs later)
Person 1: ... I don't know if it's working out.
Person 2: Shit dude, I'm sorry to hear that.
Person 1: Oh christ, I just realized I gave you an eyeful, sorry about that.
Person 2: No worries.

by Glennicus June 1, 2019

Eyeful Tower

The enormous and magnificent-to-see iron-latticework 1000-plus-foot-tall "sky-needle" in Paris. France.

I could go all the way to the City Or Light to see the Eyeful Tower, but I'm content to watch YouTube videos of other people's visits to the lovely landmark.

by QuacksO February 6, 2019

Eyeful Tower

An incredibly tall ... and monumental ... penis that compels its visitors to cum visit it over and over again at first sight.

She couldn't afford to travel to France, but her boy toy's Eyeful Tower always made her scream "Oui!"

by Arnie Grape December 25, 2022

Mug's eyeful

A term coined by Alan Sugar. Meaning to make an ordinary product look like it has something special about it, even if it doesn't. A good example is a Stereo or Hi-Fi that has a lot of lights and dials to make it look advanced, when the actual quality isn't there.

"Just bought a flashy new stereo, but the sound quality is mediocre. It's a real mug's eyeful"

by Foehn January 25, 2025

eyefucker

someone who stares so hard at you, you feel like they are undressing you. And you feel very very uncomfortable

joe is an eyefucker

by [e-mail] September 6, 2009

eyefucked

to eyefuck, it to literally fuck someone with your eyes, mentally imagining to have sex with this person.

similiar to undressing a person with your eyes,

i totally just eyefucked that guy over there!..

"oh my god Gary, that guy totally just eyefucked yhu" ...

by crocs20 February 4, 2010