Eye Man

Someone whos an actual eye

person: an eye man means Someone whos an actual eye
other person: oh really?

Eye Man by AstoopidCloud November 26, 2020

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Badr the thiccest vs no eye man

MOM GET THE CAMERA THERES A BUTT BATTLE HAPPENING! Whose gonna win? Badr or No Eye Man? We'll find out with a twerk battle.

So no eye man uses the Big Fart and... Badr twerks him out with a Butt Bonk! No Eye Man uses the Big Fart to knock Badr out... NO EYE MAN WINS!!!!! This was Badr the thiccest vs No Eye Man: signing off.

Badr the thiccest vs no eye man by Dat gyatt tho March 21, 2024

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Badr the thiccest vs no eye man

A giant-butted man, vs. A stick figure with a plump butt!

Badr the thiccest vs No Eye Man! Who would win! LET'S GO!
The battle starts with Badr farting a big one, blowing away No Eye Man. No Eye Man gains butt power, his butt inflates, and then unleashes the Butt Blast! Badr loses 50% health, but then something BIG happens... Badr makes No Eye Man lose 45% health by using his superpower, the Butt Special! But then No Eye Man has a superpower too... No Eye Man's anus starts to glow blue, then something unexpected happens... His butt starts to glow too, then... PPPPPPPPRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!! HE UNLEASHES THE BUTT LASER! Badr loses 100% health! Then Badr explodes, blood flying everywhere. NO EYE MAN WINS!!!!!

Badr the thiccest vs no eye man by Bluetext6572 August 22, 2024

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black eye-witness man

when a nigga is witnesses something of importance and is asked on the news and he gets caught up and talks incoherently

black eye-witness man: man y`all shoulda see it man i was all ova there but da nigga holdin da gat be alll BA BA BANG
it was wild shit dere, know wat i sayin?
Repoter:What?

black eye-witness man by elBrendo July 21, 2006