Eye Man

Someone whos an actual eye

person: an eye man means Someone whos an actual eye
other person: oh really?

by AstoopidCloud November 26, 2020

man eyes

When you don't really take the time to look; you do a quick scan and decide it's not there.

It's right in front of you! Take your man eyes off!

by 310Nicole November 17, 2016

man eyes

What gets used when a bloke is asked to look for a misplaced item, but does not end up finding said item because it was either right in front of their face, or not blokey enough to register as anything of interest.

Pete - "I looked through your bag, but couldn't find your Michael Bolton CD"

Cheryl - "That's because you used your man eyes"

by Markoshark June 11, 2008

Eye Gap Man

A guy with a huge eye gap

Eye Gap Man has a big eye gap

by Jack Peter Jones November 9, 2020

black eye-witness man

when a nigga is witnesses something of importance and is asked on the news and he gets caught up and talks incoherently

black eye-witness man: man y`all shoulda see it man i was all ova there but da nigga holdin da gat be alll BA BA BANG
it was wild shit dere, know wat i sayin?
Repoter:What?

by elBrendo July 21, 2006

Take mans eye

To take mans eye means to stab an eye out.

He jumped at him tryna take mans eye

by OppWitSeriousMembers June 1, 2020

top hat eye patch man

one of the 4 men involved in a mystical thing called the giant circle.

Hey man giant circle tonight!
No man, top hat eye patch man already gave me a great time last week.

by Banana Hamikk May 10, 2008