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Expensory 

Those lifestyle accessories we enjoying buying as a result of the silent knowledge that our purchase is also tax deductable.
The man grinned from ear to ear talking about the large LCD TV he was waiting on the line to purchase. "I need it for my business", he said with a smile... "It's an expensory I just can't live without."
Expensory by Beingpresent February 6, 2008
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sexventory 

A list of all the people you've had sex with.
Yo Sam, how many people have you had sex with? I'm not sure, let me check my sexventory.
sexventory by King of Vihars June 15, 2006
radical equality, an even playing field (frequently used in gaming)
Michael committed a selfless act of eventry by giving half of his sandwich to a man who had no sandwich.

Andrew showed his devotion to eventry by sacrificing many troops to take away the computer's continent (risk).
eventry by williamjfitz January 12, 2018

Exventribulatory 

Exiting a building by means of ventilation shafts, specifically used in reference to escapes.
After robbing the bank vault, the thief made an exventribulatory escape and was unnoticed.
Exventribulatory by JKDuo December 5, 2009
The originator of an event. anal. :inventor
'I'm not going to let you go to the party.'

'Fuck you, i'm the eventor of that shit."
eventor by fnwordsmith July 1, 2011
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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