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Exventory 

Everything that is not in your possession. Everything you aspire to have,
I sat alone all day taking exventory.
Exventory by FIDDYFIDDY GUY March 24, 2024
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Expensory 

Those lifestyle accessories we enjoying buying as a result of the silent knowledge that our purchase is also tax deductable.
The man grinned from ear to ear talking about the large LCD TV he was waiting on the line to purchase. "I need it for my business", he said with a smile... "It's an expensory I just can't live without."
Expensory by Beingpresent February 6, 2008
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sexventory 

A list of all the people you've had sex with.
Yo Sam, how many people have you had sex with? I'm not sure, let me check my sexventory.
sexventory by King of Vihars June 15, 2006
radical equality, an even playing field (frequently used in gaming)
Michael committed a selfless act of eventry by giving half of his sandwich to a man who had no sandwich.

Andrew showed his devotion to eventry by sacrificing many troops to take away the computer's continent (risk).
eventry by williamjfitz January 12, 2018

Exventribulatory 

Exiting a building by means of ventilation shafts, specifically used in reference to escapes.
After robbing the bank vault, the thief made an exventribulatory escape and was unnoticed.
Exventribulatory by JKDuo December 5, 2009
The originator of an event. anal. :inventor
'I'm not going to let you go to the party.'

'Fuck you, i'm the eventor of that shit."
eventor by fnwordsmith July 1, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
Word of the Day on August 22, 2026

Shakira Law 

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.
Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it
Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025
Word of the Day on August 21, 2026
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