Extreme Texting 

a sport for those who have mastered the art blindly texting on a touch screen phone while violently seizing.

There are five different levels:
level 1. your average teenager
level 2. john wilkes booth
level 3. Jafar-the enemy of Aladdin
level 4. nazis
level 5. straight up inebriated irish drunkard at a pub at 3am about to slap his whorish wife (while texting on his phone

Phillip: This dude at the bar was flapping like a tuna fish out of water on the floor last night like he was having a seizure, but he had his phone is his hands!!!!!!!!!

Steve: Dude, that man is apart of the extreme texting team..............

Extreme Texting by mcom7 January 9, 2010