The ultimate white knight whose entire life embodies mediocrity. Most commonly found harassing women on the social media who never come remotely close to having sex with them, let alone even speak to them or be seen with them
This extra regular motherfucker went found me on Istagram and liked all my photos going back three years, so creepy!
This extra regular motherfucker sent me rose pictures on FB messenger and keeps telling me how beautiful I am. I blocked him immediately
This extra regular motherfucker keeps going on and on about men who work out are shallow and men who care about money are selfish. I guess he thinks being fat and broke as fuck is attractive to women
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.