The ultimate white knight whose entire life embodies mediocrity. Most commonly found harassing women on the social media who never come remotely close to having sex with them, let alone even speak to them or be seen with them
This extra regular motherfucker went found me on Istagram and liked all my photos going back three years, so creepy!
This extra regular motherfucker sent me rose pictures on FB messenger and keeps telling me how beautiful I am. I blocked him immediately
This extra regular motherfucker keeps going on and on about men who work out are shallow and men who care about money are selfish. I guess he thinks being fat and broke as fuck is attractive to women
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!