To expurgitate is to violently expel multiple bodily fluids at once.
Shit + Puke, Shart + Snot, Piss + Shit + Puke.. Any combination of multiples.
Caused from being scared, drunk, high etc. or any combination of causes.
"What the fuck is up with Joe?"
"He's a wimp and he's fucked up so when the M-80 went off he expurgitated all the fuck over himself.
Me: HACK, Snot, Fart, Sneeze....
Friend: "You OK?"
Me; "I'll be fine as soon as I'm done expurgitating over here."
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!