Explosive diarrhea

In 2010, explosive diarrhea claimed the lives of over 9,000 Americans and over 7,000,000 toilets.
by ChunkyLover510 March 03, 2011
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Explosive diarrhea

The kind of crap where it comes so suddenly that it is impossible to avoid:

Symptoms: Growling of lower stomach.
Cramps.
Gas.

As soon as your ass hits the toilet, liquid shoots out like water hoes, making you feel like someone force fed you a toy and then ripped it out through your ass.

Aftermath: Wondering why the fuck are you still shitting the next two days and if there is any way to get rid of the burning.
Friend: "Why the hell were you up all night?"

You: "...let's just say WW3 was finally fought."

Friend: "...what?"

You: "I blew up their white ship, B5, with my liquid poison, E.D...also known as Explosive diarrhea. "

Friend: "You fought well my friend."
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Explosive diarrhea

A diarrhea so explosive that you can hear a guy with explosive diarrhea scream, smell something foul, and see pure shit coming out of a stall and a guy flying and bursting through the roof or the porta-potty flying with him as he lifts off the toilet seat. Then, his ass ejects millions of nukes while he is falling down and detonating them and probably killing you.
I ended up with explosive diarrhea after eating a pound of Chipotle.
by Derp1231 December 04, 2014
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A serious condition caused after consuming a large glass of apple juice or food infected with a bacteria or virus. After anywhere from 1-12 hours after consumption, you will feel tummy pain and farts. After one fart, it is so loud. You laugh, then stop laughing and your eyes widen as you realize that it is hot and wet in your pants. You hurriedly run to the bathroom and pull down your pants. To your horror, a large Hershey's Kiss is melted in your undies. You then sit down on the toilet. A little solid poop comes out. "Great! No diarrhea!" you say to yourself. As you reach for the toilet paper, a roar of thunder so intense that even Thor would get nightmares. Your bathroom shakes. In the blink of an eye, your toilet is destroyed beyond repair. The water is turned into a orangeish brown mud puddle, and the sides of the toilet bowl are covered in many drops of Tru-Moo. But remember, lightning can strike twice. Another roar of thunder rattles the bathroom. And the splash of the brown stuff hitting the muddy water shoots it up back in your butt. You look at the floor and the walls and the blast managed to get them dirty. After wiping your buns and legs with toilet paper thoroughly, You flush the toilet. After flushing many times, you finally manage to get nearly all of it through. The toilet is clogged, but you will leave the unclogging job to mom. You wipe the floors walls and toilet and leave like nothing happened.
Did you hear about why the school bathroom was closed for a day? Freddy had explosive diarrhea!
by DabbingIsSo2015 June 01, 2020
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Basically what your ass would feel like if you had the flu.
Explosive diarrhea is not so fun my dude.
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Explosive diarrhea

When you suddenly have to shit very hard
by Seksanus April 23, 2015
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What happens when World Leaders eat Spicy food.
for example Hitler and America's war in Iraq.
by Don Jesus Landers IV July 26, 2004
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