Marquiz's definitions

Styx

The most horrible band in the history of modern music. Styx recorded the worst song in human history, 'Mr. Roboto'.

I'd rather have my sack stapled to a cactus than listen to Styx

by Marquiz May 6, 2003

Tea-Bag

Similar to the Yokozuna, where one surprises a sleeping/intoxicated person by placing the scrotum on their forehead, and usually taking a photograph.

He got tea-bagged in the Hilliard Room

by Marquiz May 6, 2003

Sloot

What you call sluts when they are within earshot.

What's up, sloots?

by Marquiz May 1, 2003

slumpbuster

A promiscuous and/or unattractive woman with whom a man would normally have nothing to do - however he sleeps with her anyways because he's in a slump.

Come on man, it was a slumpbuster.

by Marquiz May 1, 2003

Jurado

Any of an elite caliber of second basemen in the game of softball.

Jurado is an intergal part of his team's double-play combination.

by Marquiz May 1, 2003

explosive diarrhea

A liquid defacation so forceful you have to hold onto the toilet seat to avoid liftoff.

I ate the buffet at Foo Kee and ended up with explosive diarrhea

by Marquiz May 6, 2003

condom hat

Any of a number of stupid looking hats that dumbass high school jackoffs typically wear. Usually seen while listening to Linkin Park and picking their nose/ass.

Anyone who wears a condom hat should have their ass kicked.

Man, look at all the condom hats getting into their mom's cars when the mall closes.

by Marquiz May 1, 2003