Expecto Patronum

A charm that protects you from dementors

Me: Severus Help Me a dementor is trying to take my soul
Severus: EXPECTO PATRONUM YOU SOUL SUCKING FIEND

Expecto Patronum by Severuslover19 August 28, 2020

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Expecto Patronum

The spell a teenager over used. A simple spell that killed the great Lord Voldemort.

Harry Potter, "Expecto Patronum"

Expecto Patronum by Mrs. Malfoy September 5, 2022

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Expecto patronum

Ejaculating semen onto someone's eyes, thus blinding them with bright white fluid.

"Oh my god, I'm gonna... EXPECTO PATRONUM"
"Ahhh I can't see. Thanks daddy"

Expecto patronum by lemonlicklick November 21, 2021

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expecto patronum

Two meanings; In a polite way it means "Excuse Me." In an impolite way, it means, "GO AWAY"

"Expecto Patronum, can I cut the line?"

expecto patronum by Joey DeLuca February 18, 2005

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Expecto Patronum (Actual Translation)

1 A spell in Harry Potter that scares away dementors, best used when you have a happy memory in your head
2 Not Joking. Expecto Patronum is a Latin word, and, can you guess what it is? In English it is, "I await a Guardian"

1: Harry: Expecto Patronum!

Ron: Wow, Harry, that was brilliant!
2: Jim: Expecto Patronum!
Latin Dude who knows English: You await a guardian?!(expecto patronum (actual translation))
Jim: WHATT???
Latin Dude: Expecto Patronum...oh harry potter..
Jim: i..await..a..guardian????....

Expecto Patronum (Actual Translation) by doodoodaequann April 8, 2019

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to expecto patronum it up

Originating from the spell "expecto patronum", as used in the Harry Potter novels. Used by both wizards and witches to fend off Dementors with a white shield of positive energy.

I just thought of something: you and I are part penguin and part llama. However, you can only have one patronus. Which one of us would have which patronus?? Guess we'll have to expecto patronum it up when you get home.

to expecto patronum it up by penguillamango December 16, 2010

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Grindset

The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.

“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”

Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026

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