Oh, hey I was just polishing excalibur.
How many times must you polish Excalibur? Dude you need to get laid.
How many times must you polish Excalibur? Dude you need to get laid.
by leximagoo December 14, 2007
when some one is talking to you and you throat punch them in the middle of the sentence, when they start to cough you trip them on there back
"oh hey its-"
*throat punched*
"cough, cough"
*gets laid the fuck out on the floor"
"that's the Majied Excalibur in action for you, never talk about grandma again sis"
*throat punched*
"cough, cough"
*gets laid the fuck out on the floor"
"that's the Majied Excalibur in action for you, never talk about grandma again sis"
by fakename February 28, 2023
by shitsngigslol August 21, 2019
Excalibur was the Japanese Kanji for l power, force 力. Riyoku. Brought by comet to somewhere in middle east some hundred years ago. Correct guesser or knower of Kanji not "symbol" would gain the weapons mysterious power. (extra terrestrial)
by PnP_NoName November 23, 2020
DMT (dimethyltryptamine), a hallucinogenic substance, most commonly smoked. It's known to get you fucked up reeal bad.
A: Yo, man, I just got some Excalibur from my plug!
B: No way, I always wanted to meet the machine elves.
B: No way, I always wanted to meet the machine elves.
by Shaman_Guy November 23, 2020
When one performs a hand job, in which the one performing uses both hands to stroke a male off, (as if one was pulling the sword out of the stone, reference to the movie Sword in the Stone!)
Thing 1: Got a hand job last night!
Thing 2: Nice, how was it?
Thing 1: So dank, she used both hands and did it to the fullest extreme, like she was pulling the sword from the stone!
Thing 2: You straight got The Excalibur!
Thing 2: Nice, how was it?
Thing 1: So dank, she used both hands and did it to the fullest extreme, like she was pulling the sword from the stone!
Thing 2: You straight got The Excalibur!
by Robs Wolgang October 2, 2011