Someone puts sleep drugs in your mid night milk,you drink it and fall asleep then the cut your dick of make a mold of it and grab Excalibur and melt it back to metal then pour it into the dick mold maje it a dick prosthesis and attach it back to you. Now you are cursed to walk this mortal realm with a Excalibur dick to slash down your foes with it.
by T800cats April 30, 2025