5 definitions by fakename
when some one is talking to you and you throat punch them in the middle of the sentence, when they start to cough you trip them on there back
"oh hey its-"
*throat punched*
"cough, cough"
*gets laid the fuck out on the floor"
"that's the Majied Excalibur in action for you, never talk about grandma again sis"
*throat punched*
"cough, cough"
*gets laid the fuck out on the floor"
"that's the Majied Excalibur in action for you, never talk about grandma again sis"
by fakename February 28, 2023
A MMO player who uses a bot program to play the game automatically. Some people use bots to farm game money then sell on ebay or IGE. Often the only intelligent player of a game. No life skills are gained by clicking monsters after all.
by fakename April 25, 2005
My definition of the certain Tibia MMORPG. This definition is completely neutral.
Disclaimer: Just kidding.
Tibia is one hell of a game to say the least. I got as high as lvl 24 before I finally quit. I recently took a look at it again. Then quit 45 minutes after reinstalling. Lets throw some facts out about tibia:
1) Tibia is from some german university students, and they dont give a fuck about YOU.
2) The "US" servers have successfully been hijacked by south american players, so learn portugese today.
3) You can play on different country servers, but since it lags on "US" servers, be prepared for 5 second click delays and lag deaths.
4) Even the new anti-PK measures are shit, so your going to get hours of work training deleted by high levels everyday.
5) The last topic is about the disgusting community around tibia.
So lets analyze. In #1 we talked about the creators. They really just want tibia for a quick buck, and thats what its been like. And now they are a big company who still don't give a fuck about you. In #2 we talked about the take over. The north american servers are 90% portugese/spanish so if you dont know those, your going to get raped. Its funny I find mostly englsih speakers in pay-to-play games and thenf ree games are totally packed with barbarians- i mean brazilians. On to #3, it was self explanatory. #4 I talked a little about the PK problem. The time it takes to hunt in the high levels is completely insane. You really need to be unemployed and have a premium account to play after lvl 30.
For #5 we have the community. So let me explain. You have 4 types of players: The Otakus, The Hardcore, The Newbies, and The Cheaters. See their traits below, maybe see which you are.
The Otakus
These are socially rejected scum who live at their parents. They have come to tibia to find some friends. They generally play 16 hours a day. They spend most of their time chatting, hunting, and basically trying to make them selves seem respectable.
The Hardcore
This group s like the otaku except they may have a part time job and their own place. They put all their spare time into tibia, often getting close to 16 hours (at least on weekends and holidays). If you are a lower level, they don't give a shit about you so its best to try and let them have what they want before they send you back a few days of work.
The Newbies
This caste generally consists of south americans who cant figure out the game much past hitting monsters and basic swear words. These players are found spamming sell and trade. If you have money they are your friend, if you dont, they are swearing at you and saying "Jajaja". Luckily the Otakus get stuck helping them out.
The Cheaters
Chances are you absoultely hate cheaters. But if you think about it, why not cheat (in a MMORPG)? Who is smarter? The guy with no life playing 16 hours a day, or the guy using a program to play the game 16 hours a day? Often cheaters are normal people who would rather watch a movie then grind on monsters. The social awareness of cheaters help keep the game from falling apart.
All in all, there are much better games out there. Tibia will kill your dad and rape your mom.
Disclaimer: Just kidding.
Tibia is one hell of a game to say the least. I got as high as lvl 24 before I finally quit. I recently took a look at it again. Then quit 45 minutes after reinstalling. Lets throw some facts out about tibia:
1) Tibia is from some german university students, and they dont give a fuck about YOU.
2) The "US" servers have successfully been hijacked by south american players, so learn portugese today.
3) You can play on different country servers, but since it lags on "US" servers, be prepared for 5 second click delays and lag deaths.
4) Even the new anti-PK measures are shit, so your going to get hours of work training deleted by high levels everyday.
5) The last topic is about the disgusting community around tibia.
So lets analyze. In #1 we talked about the creators. They really just want tibia for a quick buck, and thats what its been like. And now they are a big company who still don't give a fuck about you. In #2 we talked about the take over. The north american servers are 90% portugese/spanish so if you dont know those, your going to get raped. Its funny I find mostly englsih speakers in pay-to-play games and thenf ree games are totally packed with barbarians- i mean brazilians. On to #3, it was self explanatory. #4 I talked a little about the PK problem. The time it takes to hunt in the high levels is completely insane. You really need to be unemployed and have a premium account to play after lvl 30.
For #5 we have the community. So let me explain. You have 4 types of players: The Otakus, The Hardcore, The Newbies, and The Cheaters. See their traits below, maybe see which you are.
The Otakus
These are socially rejected scum who live at their parents. They have come to tibia to find some friends. They generally play 16 hours a day. They spend most of their time chatting, hunting, and basically trying to make them selves seem respectable.
The Hardcore
This group s like the otaku except they may have a part time job and their own place. They put all their spare time into tibia, often getting close to 16 hours (at least on weekends and holidays). If you are a lower level, they don't give a shit about you so its best to try and let them have what they want before they send you back a few days of work.
The Newbies
This caste generally consists of south americans who cant figure out the game much past hitting monsters and basic swear words. These players are found spamming sell and trade. If you have money they are your friend, if you dont, they are swearing at you and saying "Jajaja". Luckily the Otakus get stuck helping them out.
The Cheaters
Chances are you absoultely hate cheaters. But if you think about it, why not cheat (in a MMORPG)? Who is smarter? The guy with no life playing 16 hours a day, or the guy using a program to play the game 16 hours a day? Often cheaters are normal people who would rather watch a movie then grind on monsters. The social awareness of cheaters help keep the game from falling apart.
All in all, there are much better games out there. Tibia will kill your dad and rape your mom.
Cheating: Tibia has several hacks, the main ones are light hacks (to see in caves and at night), multi-client hacks, and other assortments of hacks. 99% contain trojans so there is little need to worry about being outdone by cheaters.
by fakename May 8, 2005
The anime freak is socially rejected in every culture. Yes, even by the Japanese. They are forced into their small, decreasing social group where they can talk to each other at freakish conventions or via anime message boards.
see: Jacobv.no-ip.com
see: Jacobv.no-ip.com
Anime Freak: OMG OMG, INYUYASHA IS SO HAWT.
Guy: First off your a guy. Second anime characters are shallow reflections of their creators homosexual minds. Third, you stole your parents credit card to buy hentai.
Anime Freak: OMGZORZ! IST NOT LIKE IT IS REAL PR0N!!!
Guy: Exactly you weak minded nerd.
Guy: First off your a guy. Second anime characters are shallow reflections of their creators homosexual minds. Third, you stole your parents credit card to buy hentai.
Anime Freak: OMGZORZ! IST NOT LIKE IT IS REAL PR0N!!!
Guy: Exactly you weak minded nerd.
by fakename April 25, 2005
In my definition, a bot is a program specifically designed to automatically play a game for the owner. If you have ever played a popular game, you have probably seen some (or maybe you didnt realzie they were bots).
Lineage 2 is my favorite game, but you have several types of players. Otakus, Hardcore, newbies, and cheaters. Otakus play the game religiously for 16 hours a day. Often because a game may support a fetish like anime. They are generally helpful because they are incredible lonely in real life. Hardcore players also level quickly like the otaku, but they can afford to kill anyone who is weaker then them. They generally have a small social life because instead of chatting around with newbies, they are grinding for a new level. The newbies are people who simply cant understand the game. They are constantly bugging Otakus or other newbies for help, money, or tips. They generally quit after a month or continue on to be one of the other 3. The cheaters are like the Otaku or Hardcore, the only difference is they dont work for their levels. They have a program, or bot, that levels them faster, longer, and more effeciently then either of the other 3. This last group is obviously the most intelligent.
Lineage 2 is my favorite game, but you have several types of players. Otakus, Hardcore, newbies, and cheaters. Otakus play the game religiously for 16 hours a day. Often because a game may support a fetish like anime. They are generally helpful because they are incredible lonely in real life. Hardcore players also level quickly like the otaku, but they can afford to kill anyone who is weaker then them. They generally have a small social life because instead of chatting around with newbies, they are grinding for a new level. The newbies are people who simply cant understand the game. They are constantly bugging Otakus or other newbies for help, money, or tips. They generally quit after a month or continue on to be one of the other 3. The cheaters are like the Otaku or Hardcore, the only difference is they dont work for their levels. They have a program, or bot, that levels them faster, longer, and more effeciently then either of the other 3. This last group is obviously the most intelligent.
Cheater 1: W00t! my account has been botted since closed beta and I am still not banned. Now I kill newbies all day.
Cheater 2: Harsh dude, but those farmer bots have really got you outdone.
Cheater 1: I would report them to a GM, but you never know if they are feeding their family off their botted income.
Cheater 2: Harsh dude, but those farmer bots have really got you outdone.
Cheater 1: I would report them to a GM, but you never know if they are feeding their family off their botted income.
by fakename April 25, 2005