Urban Dictionary: Excalibur

excalibur

1- An emotionally powerful person's fully erect yang energy.

2- Chopping off an emotionally powerful person's fully erect yang energy.

I'll Excalibur that rebel if he makes one more face at me.

by tokyoaftermath November 22, 2009

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When you bang a girl up the ass and she flexes her ass cheeks so hard that the guy can't get out.

"Ahh man my dick is so sore... my girlfriend Excalibured me last night"

"Look out for her, she looks like she would Excalibur you"

by The Big Papa 10944 March 19, 2010

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A joint made with many different forms of THC and a touch of tobacco, if preferred.
(i.e. marijuana, hash, keif, and tobacco)

We rolled an Excalibur at 4:20 last night, gonzo bomb.

by Chief Tiberius January 30, 2011

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When you take a massive shit and part of it thrusts from the toilet water like King Arthur's excalibur.

I took a massive excalibur just now and would not flush.

by King Arthur May 04, 2004

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One who copies personalities. Much debate still resides over this term.

"Dude, don't be such an Excalibur!"

"Dude, I can don't be an Excalibur if I don't want to? ZOMG! -50 CPs!"

by Dervishx4 May 31, 2005

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A type of rack in beer pong which consists of the 4-cup diamond with one more cup in front,slightly resembling a sword.

I get one re-rack and 5 cups scattered around.Excalibur that shit up.

by Goodrich January 19, 2007

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A loser who spends his time listening to prog metal and masturbates to softcore pr0n.

Similar to rocking out with one's cock out.

Euphemism for "skinny fragile penis".

I'm gonna go excalibur at the movie theater tonight.

Ew, he's got an excalibur!

by `Raptor May 31, 2005

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