Exagger-casm

A statement, reply or question which combines exaggeration and sarcasm. Best used in matters of condescension.

Question: "Hey, would you like to go on a date with my sister?"

Exagger-casm Answer: "Oh yes. For decades, I've been waiting my turn on being the 500th guy in line to bang that pig."

Exagger-casm by KVC-KillMePlease June 30, 2008

exaggerchasm

An exaggeration of the size of a chasm.

Human1 "that chasm was so huge"

Human2 "you mean the mudcrack back there yeah it was like the grand canyon!"

Human3 "whispers to human2 nice exaggerchasm"

exaggerchasm by lastassassin January 5, 2011

Exaggergasm 

When someone uses extremely positive hyperbole to describe something that probably was just average.

person 1: "That event was so great."
person 2: "Nah way man, you're having an exaggergasm."

Exaggergasm by the1mills September 7, 2013