exactitude 

Word used by cockheads to say exactness in a complicated way.

It is mission critical that this performance indicator be achieved with great exactitude.

exactitude by Landsat TM January 16, 2016

L’exactitude 

Saying someone fat stupid and ugly

Stfu behish you’re L’exactitude

L’exactitude by Hutcha December 27, 2022

epictitude

The state of being epic.

That high-five was pretty epic.

Yes, it had epictitude.

epictitude by Room 227 April 24, 2009

erectitude 

The state of being erect.

"My erectitude lasted for 2 hours after I woke up, and I wasn't even thinking about sex!"

erectitude by Dick Gottfried September 29, 2003

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004