Ewell castle

A place where sluts and druggies go to slag each other off. all the geeks have acne

Ewww that Ewell castle neek has acne.

They all do

Ewell castle by hello_dont_call_me January 30, 2019

Ewell castle

A shitty ass school where ugly boys live. And the girls just smell like alcoholic perfume. It's full of people that cant be asked to do anything in life. Every sports teacher fucks each other. Everyone who graduates from ewell castle becomes a stripper.

Everyone has either ache or is ugly af.

Did u hear about that pedo teacher that teaches at ewell castle.

Ewell castle by Fuck this shit I'm out October 11, 2019

Ewell Castle

A place that is just full of special people who have rich parents and can't be arsed to do anything with their useless lives. One of the DT teachers got caught recommending a student to masturbate at a previous school and still got hired, one of the old teachers took pictures of boys in the changing rooms and wanked off to them. One of the PE staff fucked a chemistry teachers wife, so the chem teacher left her and fucked the DT teacher before they both left and went to St. Johns. (some guy got blown in a classroom there btw)

All ECS females wear really shit perfumes that reek out the hallways, all the boys have the most shit mullets of all time.

Ewell Castle? It's a shithole.

Ewell Castle by EwellShithole May 21, 2024