Ewell castle
Ewell castle by hello_dont_call_me January 30, 2019
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Ewell castle
A shitty ass school where ugly boys live. And the girls just smell like alcoholic perfume. It's full of people that cant be asked to do anything in life. Every sports teacher fucks each other. Everyone who graduates from ewell castle becomes a stripper.
Everyone has either ache or is ugly af.
Everyone has either ache or is ugly af.
Ewell castle by Fuck this shit I'm out October 11, 2019
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Ewell Castle
A place that is just full of special people who have rich parents and can't be arsed to do anything with their useless lives. One of the DT teachers got caught recommending a student to masturbate at a previous school and still got hired, one of the old teachers took pictures of boys in the changing rooms and wanked off to them. One of the PE staff fucked a chemistry teachers wife, so the chem teacher left her and fucked the DT teacher before they both left and went to St. Johns. (some guy got blown in a classroom there btw)
All ECS females wear really shit perfumes that reek out the hallways, all the boys have the most shit mullets of all time.
All ECS females wear really shit perfumes that reek out the hallways, all the boys have the most shit mullets of all time.
Ewell Castle by EwellShithole May 21, 2024
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Fleg
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.
The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.
The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.
The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
Skeef
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
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Hair spider
A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
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