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A FUCKING mischievous little shit that needs to be shot. Rei would be his girlfriend and our Lord and Saviour Kana will kill him
'Evonso will be shot for being a broker
Evonso by Matpat_Parker August 13, 2019
A boy that cares about his girlfriend and mostly likes to have fun. He gets mad very easily. He is a jealous freak. He likes to fight and his very sexual. The girls he like are always fine asf. His over protective of his girl
My boyfriend is so an evenson he loves me to much
The kid in room 308-2 is Evanson.
Evanson by doubtski guy November 1, 2013
iNfamous cheater in counter-strike 1.6
evenson was banned from cal for cheating
evenson by asdjhaoheer February 8, 2009
The best and Biggest daddy to exist he is epic and is cool. Evonous is nice.
Evonous is nice
Evonous by Evonous on TikTok October 21, 2020

Evansophilia 

Complete addoration of the body of an 'Evans@ for no reason as there has never been an apparent one.
Mr T. Evans loves himself
Evansophilia by Dave June 12, 2003
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
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"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

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"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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