Evil insert name (such as Katy Perry):
1. Damn!!! That chick over there sure looks like an Evil Katy Perry!!!!
2. Dude #1: “Wow, that girl at the bar totally looked like your sister!!”
Dude #2: “She kind of did... so you’re telling me that she is, in fact, an Evil Hannah- yet you still asked for her number? Weirdddd dude, I didn’t know you had a thing for my sister!!!! Gross.
Dude #1: “Gross only cuz she’s your sister. She’s just absolutely fuckin PSYCHOTIC. Nice for hitting it and quitting it, after that- she’s just too mucho loco. But she’s Got a perfect ass and is SMOKI-” Dude #2 punches him in the face and then heads back to the bar to tell Evil Hannah that Dude #1 has venereal disease & is into Bestiality.
1. Damn!!! That chick over there sure looks like an Evil Katy Perry!!!!
2. Dude #1: “Wow, that girl at the bar totally looked like your sister!!”
Dude #2: “She kind of did... so you’re telling me that she is, in fact, an Evil Hannah- yet you still asked for her number? Weirdddd dude, I didn’t know you had a thing for my sister!!!! Gross.
Dude #1: “Gross only cuz she’s your sister. She’s just absolutely fuckin PSYCHOTIC. Nice for hitting it and quitting it, after that- she’s just too mucho loco. But she’s Got a perfect ass and is SMOKI-” Dude #2 punches him in the face and then heads back to the bar to tell Evil Hannah that Dude #1 has venereal disease & is into Bestiality.
by Ohhhhh...Kay! March 30, 2020