Event Bomb

(v) to simultaneously usurp someones status via the planning of an unrelated, off-topic, fictional event.

Used to satirize emotionally vague facebook status' or vaguebooking. Incorporating sincere previous posters and originality is indicative a greater skill.

Tim says: strange feeling...

Claire Comments: Im sorry...

Chris Comments: hard times.

Brad Comments: Sho, lank tough. Chris, wat u doing tonight? Want to grab a beer?

Chris Comments: Sup Brad, I was thinking of doing some training for the Tour de France this eve, but that sounds equally productive. Location?

Brad Comments: Haha. Neva seen u on a bike yet. Reckon we could talk a better game with a beer. Im thinking Forries? Wat time works for you?

Chris Comments: I recon we order from realbeerbox.com, get steers, and ask them to deliver it all to Claire's where we watch LOTR III. No fun in life without variety.

Brad Comments: Sounds Good :D

Brad to Chris on Skype: Dude, we totally just event bombed Tim's status!

Event Bomb by Madly Bran June 22, 2010

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Event Bombing

The act of browsing random open events on Facebook and confirming your attendance. Once done, sit back and watch the abuse/confusion unfold!

High impact targets are those which feature few guests or are of little relevance, for example, a child's 1st birthday party, a girlie night out (as a male), or perhaps mix things up by being the only white guy at a party.

"Steve's event list on Facebook is looking pretty full"

"Yeah, I think he might be Event Bombing"

Event Bombing by terrorfall April 24, 2010

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Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.

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honkin

Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

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Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

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Summer Teeth

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.

Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...

Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012

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The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.

“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”

Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026

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