Eveningmare

A mild nightmare

A bad dream that was scary but not necessarily scary enough to be classified as a night terror

The worst eveningmare I ever had was about getting an F on a test even though I studied and I knew the answers were mostly right

I had an eveningmare in bed last night. I woke up shaking, but I was able to go right back to sleep

"Did you sleep well?"
"I got a decent amount of rest, despite the weird eveningmare I experienced"

Eveningmare by AmandaPanda420 May 17, 2021

eveningdreaming

The period before actual sleep, but still being awake, albeit a bit zoned-out

Husband: are you eveningdreaming.

Wife: yea, I should proabably head to bed.

eveningdreaming by Kruchenko January 4, 2019

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016