Eveningmare

A mild nightmare

A bad dream that was scary but not necessarily scary enough to be classified as a night terror
The worst eveningmare I ever had was about getting an F on a test even though I studied and I knew the answers were mostly right

I had an eveningmare in bed last night. I woke up shaking, but I was able to go right back to sleep

"Did you sleep well?"
"I got a decent amount of rest, despite the weird eveningmare I experienced"
by AmandaPanda420 May 17, 2021
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AOG

Acronym for 'after orgasm glow'

The almost tangible aura of pure delight that occurs following a mindaltering orgasm that lasts anywhere from a few minutes to a few hours. A warm fuzzy feeling that keeps you on top of the world until it fades
"You look great, are you preggers?"

"Nope, I just got laid!"

"Wow you have some serious AOG goin on"
by AmandaPanda420 March 13, 2022
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Magic Penis

Male genitalia that can stay erect even after coming to an orgasm

Rarer than a unicorn

Doesn't need time to recover between climaxes
"don't you need a break to recharge before we go at it again?"
"No need baby, I have a magic penis"

Paul is the only guy I have met who can fuck for hours continuously no matter how many times he cums. I love his magic penis

I wish every man was blessed with a magic penis
by AmandaPanda420 May 17, 2021
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