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european school 

1. A school situated on the continent of Europe. Often paid for by the government and offering more often than not a decent education.

2. European schools are a specific type of international school. They are created and paid for by the European Union, for the children of its employees, who attend for free. They get an extraordinary education, while the poor peasants outside of the EU-employee-bubble are forced to attend public schools. There are thirteen of them across five european countries, four of them being in Brussels. The worst one of course, is situated in what Trump was talking about when calling Brussels a shithole - the "suburb" of Ixelles. The schools offer a 'european baccalaureate', a high school degree valid in all EU member states. Accredited schools also exist, they offer the same diploma but are in every other way inferior.
The children going to these schools are invariably self important snotty brats.
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Someone: Oh look this school offers a fine education in Europe, what a classic european school.
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Friend: "Oh look it's a schoolbus even though we're in Europe."
Me: "Goddamn it, these european schools are jamming up traffic again!"
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European Azerbaijan School 

A school where you are expected to wear unprovided uniforms and get punished if you don't do so. A school where you are suspended because of sitting and get expelled for fighting.
The European Azerbaijan School suspended 13 students for watching intruding fighting people.

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016