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Eugene is a national alert message to warn everybody that some serious
fedora wearing
autistic bullshit is going on. This is possibly the highest level of alert that is in existence, above that of a nuclear fallout or typhoid outbreak.
Eugene: "Actually, I don't think there's anything wrong with
rape, hehe, I think it should be legal."
*ATTENTION, THIS IS YOUR NATIONAL ALERT SERVICE. CODE
EUGENE. I REPEAT. CODE EUGENE*