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An etot is a thot who attempts to play off as a an egirl
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etot by PoonieBoi October 4, 2019
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Possessing an abundance of chaotic, restless energy; akin to a goblin in behavior. May or may not have been created out of spite.
The etotic gremlin dropped to the floor, scrounging for shiny coins as they fell to the ground.
etotic by NOT tc. November 17, 2019

Etotharic 

An American name, extending the popular, though shameful "Eric", by 5 letters. Usually used as a semi-charming pseudo-name to connote a comedic, in-your-face, quality of the person. Due to the balling nature of the name, it is quite rare to find one on public transportation or at flight on anything not a private jet.

Seen at a glance, is commonly mistaken for a Greek name or some other foreign, possibly Middle-Eastern. Not to be used for social engagement, but rather for facebook seclusion or internet vanity. Family to the name-holder should not be aware of it.

There is only one way to say the name properly: E-to-tha-are-eye-see. If said in the way, E-to-tha-rick, then that person did not grow up with a background of hip-hop or rap and does not deserve to use the name. It is not surprising that the person using this name would attempt to rap at any given opportunity, regardless of this skin color.

If confronted by someone who is confused or in disagreement with its usage, the person in possession of this name will usually reply: "What stupid fatass bitch hoofs around with the name Madi? Now that's just retarded."

Etotharic is most effective when paired with a last name that rhymes with "ick" or by a single letter. Close friends, and kinky lovers are allowed to call the name-holder, Eto in facebook posts. When addressing the name-holder with a formal matter, the use of Eric is acceptable only during the daytime.
friend of Etotharic: "Did you get this from Etotharic?"

hot derby-doll: "Yeah, after he gave me his foot-long dong in my mouth."
Etotharic by MrPee July 17, 2010
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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